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Who Do and Do not You Want Your Pool Party @

If you had the opportunity to choose someone in the world, a pool party at your home who would You choose to be here? Here is a list of inviting a few people I would absolutely bet on my list:

Kanye West

If possible I would Kanye West on the pool party DJ, he could be his exposure limits and say nothing controversial that the party would stop in their tracks. Kanye has shown that have great taste in music (or at least people around him, the good taste in music) in its sample of Daft Punk and his blog posts of cool music videos Bands like MGMT, Kid Cudi seen.

Carrot Top

Each party must a guy, and everyone will solve that Carrot Top is the guy. This goofball torn sure is a big hit at the pool with his corny jokes prop and a great sense of humor.

The Iron Sheik

The former champion WWF in the news recently and has been a resurgence in popularity mainly because of his controversial statements in the media and on the Howard Stern Show. The Iron Sheik would be an interesting Character to have around the pool if someone rose from the humblest of the hand and had to.

Martha Stuart

Someone has to organize and cook the Food for the party as better than the queen, Martha Stuart? Stuart is also a great entertainer and has many prominent friends so they would be a great To be a guest there since my pool party.

Tim and Eric

They come as a package. This hilarious and brilliant star and writer Tim and Eric Show, Great job! would be great to have around the pool party because they are ridiculous and would be fun to watch run around shooting people with a speedometer Paintball Gun do or incarnations of their favorite characters, the Beaver Boys.

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Alan McGee is a freelance writer from MN.

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